Play clay

One of my buddies is having a kid and that got me thinking of stuff that you can make at home that can entertain a child. Take that a step further and get your kid involved in the making processes. That way they can make it and play with it. I have this recipe for kids play clay that is sort of like playdough. Why does a grown ass man have that recipe? Aight ... so I like playing with playdough ... shut it!

Here's the instructions:

1 cup salt
1/3 cup water
1/2 cup cornstarch
1/4 cup cold water
your choice of food coloring

In a medium saucepan, mix salt and 1/3 cup water over medium heat, stirring occasionally for about 3-4 minutes. Remove from the heat and add cornstarch and 1/4 cup cold water. Add a few drops of the food coloring. The mixture will look like mash potatoes ... yummy ... don't eat it (yet). Stir it until it thickens, let it cool, then knead on a board or something flat with a little extra cornstarch on it. Voila! All done. Play wif it.

Once you are done, you can store it in the refrigerator in some tupperware with a damp sponge so that it doesn't dry out.

Let your little sculptors loose!

Online game

Here is another one of those "really simple" type games that pisses you off the more rounds that you make it through. Boomshine is that game. Simplistic in nature, a little bit of randomness and a whole lot of time wasting fun for everyone. I just killed like an hour effing around with this game. I made it through about 11 levels and then frickin' a it is hard to get passed it. Try it ... do it ... it's Friday. Who gives a crap!

http://bored.com/boomshine/index.htm

Shamalamadingdong!

Me want Wendy's

The Hoff is back! I swear ... this guy should win dumbass parent of of the year. The only thing that could have made this video funnier is if he farted right at the end. That would have been effin hilarious! His daughter might as well have bitched slapped the Hoff as he smeared his Wendy's double all over his face.

Joost Update!

UPDATE: Matthew over at LifeWithoutToast.com just hooked me up in a big way!! Thanks Matthew!! I'd make love to you if you were a woman ...

So check it out ... if you want an invite, just let me know. Post a request wif yo email address or pop one off to me at (honcho at the gmail). Word suckas! I will get to it as quickly as possible.

Looks like the beta opened to allow all beta users to invite an unlimited amount of friends ... or so it seems. I'm all about spreading the wealth. Gimme a shout if you are interested.